Lois

Red-headed wife of Peter in Family Guy Funny and kinda hot

Kiss - I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT!!
Lois - And have a wonderful day... ^.^;;

by JAKAS April 2, 2004

lions for lambs

to choose the lesser of two evils.

i lost my brakes...i was going to hit the family with five kids, but i traded lions for lambs by running over the guy on the bicycle.

by Shawn from TN November 26, 2007

loin chowder

definition: semen, cum, slpooge, spunk, etc.
origin: United States Naval Acamedy, theKid - (my little brother and his naval cronies)came up with this one. it leads more to the idea of your warm, chunky, sperm being sreved up, fresh off the chow line, for immediate consumption, either orally, vaginally, or analy.
get it while its hot!

"How was dinner with that skank last night?"
"it was good - she had a salad and a glass of water for dinner - but she ordered a faceful of loin chowder for dessert"

by max wiley September 21, 2005

Detroit Lions

A JV football team.

Outsider: Who are they?

Lion Fan: It's the Detroit Lions.

by Funnyguy6699 May 5, 2016

playing for the lions

a euphamism for being homosexual

Dave was playing for the lions at the party last night

by ShadowStar October 20, 2004

Lois Lane

A love interest, usually female, who ignores flirting and thoughtful actions because of her infatuation with someone who would probably never have her.

Tom: Who are those flowers for, Harry?
Dick: Dude! Are those for Tracy again?
Harry: I think I've got her close to a date!
Tom: No way! She's obsessed with her boss.
Dick: Yeah. She's such a Lois Lane.
Harry: :(

by Daggermouth July 8, 2010

Lois

A fun exciting girl,can be sometimes lazy but ur very lucky if u know a Lois there so fun and loyal yes they might be moody but at the end they will feel bad. If you have a Lois love you you’re one of the luckiest people alive

Omg did you see lois

by Pinelephantsour October 28, 2018