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Lobster Volleyball 

When the players on a volleyball team get so into the game that they turn red like lobsters.
*Watching volleyball game* "Dude is that gleek???" "Hehe Lobster Volleyball" "The more he plays, the redder he gets!" "He's a human lobster!"

Lobster Bib 

A Superman/Pearl Necklace hybrid. When your significant other is sleeping, on their back, you sneek around to their side of the bed and rub one off, finishing on or around the neck area. You then, place the bed sheet over the Pearl Necklace. If performed correctly, the sheet should stick and give the effect of a lobster bib upon their waking up.
My girl fell asleep before I got some lastnight, so i gave her a lobster bib before I left.

lobster tail 

Getting head for a constant hour. The cock emerges having a striking resemblence to a lobster tail.
Damn girl, you gave me one hellacious lobster tail. (girl) "YES!!!"
lobster tail by Biano March 31, 2003

lobster pot 

when you order a beer in a bar and it turns out to be extremely expensive but are obliged to pay for it and finish it
we walked in to this lobster pot of a bar.. ordered a few beers and drank them quick.. when we got the bill, it was three times more than we expected!
lobster pot by mossko February 4, 2010

lobster tank

Common meeting grounds for white trash. Is usually preceded by a morning spent in boxer shorts watching Nascar. After meeting at the lobster tank, a dinner of chicken fried steak is consumed over a bottle of crate wine and Sammy Kershaw albums.
"Yo Sissy, are you meeting me and Bubba at the lobster tank tonight?"

"Yeah, just as soon as I hose down the doublewide."
lobster tank by fancy February 9, 2005

Lobster Juice 

The secretion from a lobsters tail after a woman sticks the lobsters tail into her vagina, lighting the head on fire as to cause it to wiggle and secrete a juice.
she says "Shoot that lobster juice all over me."
Lobster Juice by sliqdude January 27, 2009