Someone who is so obsessed with the popular kids at school that they will lick the jock's jock just to be noticed by them, or because they really like it. Also a more heinous nickname for Washington Huskies QB Jake Locker.
by Quacky Bird July 25, 2010
Get the Jock Licker mug.When sitting on the couch and not moving becomes your highest priority. Often the result of smoking some dank and sitting down anywhere.
Guy: "Hey dude, we're going on a beer run. You coming?"
Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."
Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"
Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."
Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"
by JOHNNNNNNNNYY July 10, 2008
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Slang for the 'Chicken Leg' health power up that first came to prominence in the Castlevania series of videoames by Japanese developer Konami. A low level health increase that for some strange reason Dracula decided to hide within the breakable walls of his castle. Although well worth collecting it pales into insignificance when compared the rejuvinational properties of the mighty Turnkey Dinner.
by RIKT July 3, 2005
Get the Licken Cheg mug.A term used instead of liquor or Alchohol in an institution that bans it such as schools,nursing homes or AA meetings . Use this word when hiding Alchohol or secretly trying to get some .
by Viggynanach October 18, 2012
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boy1: aww man i failed my bio test AGAIN!
boy2: haha you're moms gonna give you dirty lickens!
girl1: haha you got dirty lickens last night from that big girl.
girl2: yeah yeah fuck you.
boy2: haha you're moms gonna give you dirty lickens!
girl1: haha you got dirty lickens last night from that big girl.
girl2: yeah yeah fuck you.
by ChaCha92 May 17, 2009
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