Purvin Liar

Someone who is completely full of shit. Says one thing and does another. He criticizes people playing for him while he does the same shit behind your back. Someone who temporarily coaches the Jacksonville Jaguars until more leaks surface. Someone who used to coach in college where he could just recruit better players than other schools. Someone who is a complete fraud and a liar. Someone who likes to leave the wifey at home while he tries to perv out with women half his age. Someone who likes lap dances while avoiding his wife's calls. Someone who cant be trusted. Probably hangs out with Jon Gruden and Former Governor Cuomo and had Jeffrey Epstein on speed dial.

I went to hooters the other day and almost choked on my wings while looking over and seeing Purvin Liar trying to get a lap dance from the waitresses.

by The Real Knight Ryder October 17, 2021

pathelogical liar

Someone who has a lieing problem and lies all the time.

"My names Cody and i swear that I dont like Carrie its just a coincidince that everytime shes on vacation i end up calling Morgan"

by m0rgan August 8, 2005

Liar Liar

A name given to somebody partaking in the act of lying.

A consequence of becoming a, "liar, liar," is finding your pants spontaneously combusting into flames.

Lando: "Yo, I'm not a Judas."

Pete: "Liar Liar, Pants on fire."

Lando: "Ah, good point my good sir, could you please extinguish my trousers?"

Pete: "No...you bloody traitor."

by Ian "The Main Man" Mckenna April 14, 2005

pathalogical liar

A person who just can't help but tell the exact opposite of what is the truth. You will know that nothing but prefabricated bullshit is coming out of their mouths WHEN THEIR LIPS ARE MOVING! They lie about everything from if they cheated on you to what color the icing was that topped their poptart for breakfast. And they can be perceived as being passionate when telling lies, because along with a fake life of lies comes the job of being an actor. A Pathalogical Liar will even continue to repeatedly tell lies, EVEN after the fact that they DONT DO IT WELL, is pointed out to them time and time again.

DANNY is a pathalogical liar! And , ACCORDING TO HIM, he also has did not screw Leanne or Dana...did not call my parents and tell them a bunch of LIES and some truths about my personal life, he did not steal from me, he will find a way to help me pay the bills, he is sorry for calling me names and being mental and abusive, he is sorry for being a complete leech and mooch...doing NOTHING..not looking for a job, smoking all of my cigarettes, suffocating me, living off me and draining me mentally , physically, emotionally...for doing nothing but being a complete burden and being more work than five newborn babies...but these are all lies because has not stopped. I think being a pathalogical liar makes DANNY really disgusting...He definitly needs more D to go with that ICK!

by Ginger Frick June 21, 2006

lars ulrich

(1) Former great drummer, now too busy crying over filesharing to properly tune a goddamn snare.
(2) Sellout

(1) Did you hear St Anger?
Yeah, and it sucked ass -- when the fuck did Lars start playing steel drums?

(2) Dude, that band sold out big time. They're all a bunch of Lars Ulrichs now.

by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005

liarious

1. An adjective used to describe bullshit that makes you laugh due to the level of inaccuracy and falseness

2. An adjective used to describe someone who frequently lies and makes false statements to the point it entertains anyone listening.

3. The objective of the board game "Malarky"

Eric: Dude, I fucked that chick all night long.

Gabe: LOL, that's liarious!
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Phil: I am so much sexier, smarter and cooler than you.

Peter: OMG, you are one liarious dude.

by quasigenius August 22, 2009

Liar

A person that is stupid and tries to impress friends by naming otherwise trustful things.

'Guys I just got a 56 kill streak in battlefield!, I SWEAR I AINT NO LIAR'
'STFU you stupid Liar/basterd, we know its not true.'

by Alex5625 January 26, 2011