Leonardo DiCaprio

The sexiest man alive, AKA Chiara Focardi's soon-to-be husband.

Leonardo DiCaprio can rock a cowboy outfit, a suit of armor, and being butt naked. Can you?

by MrsDiCaprio December 8, 2010

Raging Leonard

n. Fat, racist redneck and former cokehead recently fired from his lowly computer tech job.

Raging Leonard thinks Iggy Pop was bigger than the Beatles. What a smacktard.

by Assholes, Inc. May 4, 2005

Leotard

A person with the irrational belief that Leonardo DiCaprio is a good actor.

"That Leotard thinks DiCaprio is the new Robert De Niro".

by SVEN SVENSSON May 7, 2014

Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio

The haredest contest between actors ever...in the history of the world!
Both are extremely hot, both are talented, and both are married to me.

Me: Hey who do you think is hotter Johnny Depp or Leonardo DiCaprio?

Friend:So it's like a Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio?

Me: Yup

Friend: Dude...I have no idea! It's so hard to choose!

Me: I know right!

by Otter Girl April 24, 2010

Leonardo DiCaprio effect

The Leonardo DiCaprio effect is the process of when a woman ages past the prime age of 25. They are no longer worthy and must be dropped for a new younger woman between the ages of 18-24.

Friend: Hey bro how’s everything with your girl.

Me: not so good man it’s the Leonardo DiCaprio effect.

Friend: oh shit she’s already 25 you better drop that hoe for a new one.

by Sheamus O’hara September 20, 2022

Dirty Leonardo

Usually a sagittarius, is a man/woman who makes their partner cum as many times as their birthday + the letters in their name. If the partners legs are not shaking after what follows is an insane oral which usually leads to being paralyzed from the legs down for a couple of days.

If you see a Wheelchair in your room? Be ready for a dirty dirty Leonardo.

by secretlyweknow September 1, 2021

Leonardo Dicaprio

Getting head while standing on the upper decks of a cruise ship at the front of the ship, while standing on your toes and shouting "I'm the king of the world!" It is meant to mimic the scene from the film the Titanic. Deed must be photographed by a fellow passenger for true bragging credit.

"Dude, check out this pic where this chick was giving me a Leonardo Dicaprio!?

by Billy Broom December 17, 2012