aussie lad

an australian wanker close to eshay.
wears satchels and takes low level drugs. sags their shorts and commonly refers to sex as a root. rarely has girlfriends and mostly has “things” with girls. never homosexual and prodominatly white. travels in packs and wears nike adidas champion ect. always wears branded caps and branded shoes. says “up the” and “what the”. gets offended being called eshay do calls themselves lads. never EVER shows face in photos. it’s part of the religion. starts fights.

that’s an aussie lad right there

by jackshit February 2, 2019

Soft lad

Thomas McCarthy

- Lack of block work

- treats women with respect

McCarthy’s a fierce soft lad around the women needs hand cream because of his lack of block work

by Timnagle July 30, 2019

lanky lad

Longest legs in the world, skin and bones. Usually named Sam or any name with 3 to 4 letters in it. Smart can’t sing or dance, bad at relationships, tries to be funny but isn’t and always seems like he might be gay...

Wow he’s such a lanky lad that’s kinda cute. You know lanky lads are bad in relationships right ?

by Yoshi69 November 19, 2019

Gym lad

Someone who is a gym lad can be reffered as many things: a ladies man, really hunch and buff and lays with alot of women. He or she (unisex) is a 'beast' and no one can compare .

Millie: you know Adam has been hitting the gym alot lately?
Katie: yeah I also been hearing he's been going around shagging alot of girls too.
Millie: so Adam is a gym lad then?
Katie: yea he's definitely a gym lad

by Kamil is big April 16, 2019

Mad Lad

Title reserved for Jack Churchill

Someone says, "Never bring a sword to a gunfight". Yeah, tell that to Jack Churchill. What a mad lad

by newholder December 19, 2019

Lads House

Term used by the inhabitants of a shared all male dwelling to cover the fact that no women have ever visited, and if they did would be quite disgusted by the amount of gay porn and number of buttplugs they would discover.

The boys liked to refer to their home as a "lads house", as they hadn't yet told their respective parents that they were good with colours

by clarence209 June 19, 2011

lad mag

genre of reading material that sits just below porn and to the right of music monthlies at your corner shop, usually featuring a bint with large assets on the front cover. It assumes (correctly) that its target audience cares only for cars, tits, lager and casual sexism, in approximately that order.

FHM and Nuts are prime examples of lad mags.

by Parsefone May 10, 2007