kramnad

The act of masturbating

I was kramnading all night!
I fancy a kramnad right now

by wingedlegionary May 15, 2008

kreap

Someone who creeps in a very serious manner, and has serious problems with the correct interpretations of words.

Alexander of the power clan is a kreap

by Eim of ear August 17, 2010

Kramer

To walk into someone while walking down a street. Usually a very annoying thing to do

He pulled a Kramer and pushed me into the street.

by SP3DRPPG June 6, 2007

kraemer

Someone who believes he is God's gift to earth. Begins balding at the age of 17. Has horrible breath and is not at all attractive. Basically a loser.

Do you see that 5'3 bald boy over there?
Yea that's a Kraemer

by cute4life February 4, 2009

kramer

A common garden faeces, but one which is worthy of announcement upon return to the living quarters.

Brian returned from the water closet with a big grin on his face. Jenny could tell, from this look of unadulterated delight, that Brian had squeezed out a particularly pleasing kramer.

by Probing Tongue November 4, 2012

Kramptard

An avid listener to an inane radio show. Someone who knows their IQs are dropping everytime they listen, but already has lost so much intelligence already, that they're too stupid now to save themselves from further harm.

Guy1: "Hey, did you hear Limbaugh today? He was almost making sense!"

Guy 2: "No man, if you listen to that crap, you'll turn into a total kramptard".

Guy1: "Guess I'll go listen to blogtalk radio now!"

by Ultrapatriot_RLSH July 15, 2010

Kramer

a total jew. known for picking up pennies.

man that guy is such a kramer for picking up those damn pennies

by krameriffic223 November 22, 2010