Kirk

The male version of a Karen. A male person who uses his privelige, economic status or ethnicity to demand their way. They view all others beneath them and feel they deserve special treatment. Often discovered through alcohol consumption.

That guy at table 7 wants 7 lemons in his water and snaps when he wants service. The guy is a total Kirk.

by Tonylum February 24, 2023

Kirk mimi

A self-centred little whining bitch that sends you death threats on Instagram dms.

nicky messaged me again what a Kirk mimi

by Shadowknite October 7, 2016

Kirked

When you get killed immediately after saying the dumbest, most disingenuous thing ever.

“You hear about how Jake said Mexicans are responsible for inflation and then got hit by a bus?”

“Oh yeah! He got Kirked for sure!”

by GratefulPrankster September 12, 2025

Kirk

To break something with your mighty hands.

The machine is broken because he kirked it!

by Rbsoldior January 30, 2018

Kirk

Slang term used in place for oral sex

Justin: I went to my girls house last night
James: Did you get kirk?

by Ethioyoshi November 1, 2025

Kirk-Screw

Getting sterilized sex tools to screw a person.

I feel like Kirk-Screwing Daniel.

by Jordzn December 14, 2015

Charlie Kirk

To Charlie Kirk yourself is to advocate for policies and legislature that results in your own death.

It's not a surprise that the man who said that 'it's worth having a few gun deaths each year' was the first to really Charlie Kirk it.

by donphan2 September 10, 2025