Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.
Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...
by BrunkPlays September 7, 2018
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Joey is a loyal big brother, he is smart and ongoing he never let's the bad things in life get him down. he is cute and sweet and any girl would be lucky to be his girlfriend, of course his little sister would have to meet her and make sure she's right for him but anyway, he is always the one person who can keep you and your secrets safe.
Joey Keller is caring
by Carrie helman January 17, 2018
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when your hanging with a big group of friends and that one dirty keller takes a hard fart but then liquid shit starts slowly leaking out his ass and it reeks like liquid ass, then he takes off his underwear and drawlz to clean up but then shit starts blowing out of his anus like a water hose gieser. everybody is soaked and covered in green shit like a dolphin show at the zoo. oh and he's a monkey
bro 1: remember when dirty keller was being a dirty keller last saturday
bro 2: yeah but it smelt so good i was kinda lickin my fingers ngl
by silvagina May 23, 2023
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Kenyin Keller is one of the best people you will ever come across in life. One of those people who have a unique vibe and somebody who you feel like you’ve known a lifetime. He is also very slow and sometimes an asshole but he’ll always be your favorite asshole. Kenyin Keller does have some tricks up his sleeve but that is what makes him and you’ll him after you get to know his true self.
by unknown_234 November 22, 2021
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A wet willy, but done with one’s but juices instead of spit. Blindfolds are optional
Did that b*tch just smellen keller me?
by DahMayor March 12, 2022
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My boi Stef said Audrey Keller. was loose and lacking friction.
by To3Suck3r69 May 21, 2021
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Used to have dreads now he's just deads inside. A person who is a bit iffy of a person. Always has to be right in an argument.
Zachary Keller is a sketchy guy.
by LeBronGemz23 November 7, 2018
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