cancer of the junk

Testicular cancer.

"When Tom's doctor told him that he had cancer of the junk, he decided to start treatment right away".

by Mad Man 367 April 13, 2015

Junk Stamp

Coating your testicles with ink, so that after you teabag someone, it leaves a marking of your balls. An extreme tea bag

Yesterday, when Brittaney was sleeping, i took some ink to my balls, and junk stamped her. She was quite displeased in the morning...

by Resilient Tapout September 19, 2009

What the Junk

A more appropriate and silly way of saying "What the Fuck." Commonly used by teens.

Ryan ate your donut... "What the Junk Ryan, you are so fat and annoying."

by Bill Cliffton November 7, 2016

Bumped junk

When two people of the opposite sex accidentally bump into each other in a sexual type of way.

" hey James, I just bumped junk with Ashley last period to try to flirt with her, I think it worked."

" Ya right, you wished it would."

by Ridindawaves7 July 15, 2009

Junk Stick

The shaft of the penis or junk. Most commonly referring to the shaft of an erect penis.

I'll be ready when I'm fucking ready! Damn woman, get off my junk stick!

by Mad Dog 2020 November 27, 2010

Junk Braille

Genital Warts... particularly a case so bad that Stevie Wonder could decipher a large portion of "War and Peace" by touching your shaft. An obvious spinoff on the term "junk mail".

I don't want to hear you whining about your damn painful discharge... look at this fucking junk braille on my dick!

by Keg Flexington October 25, 2009

Junk Mouth

A term used in reference to that asshole Alan spitting lies. Like pure junk pouring from his mouth.

Alan: Yo I got that hotty last night to come back with me.

You: No you didn't, junk mouth.

by Jack_of_wades March 19, 2016