Cummy Johnson

After you pull out, you cum in your hand and slap her across the face.

I gave Rebecca that cummy Johnson last night.

by DonniesGrapes January 26, 2018

Marlton Johnson

A God among three other people. No one has as much swag as the engineer of destiny.

Dayum. Marlton Johnson is sassy.

by Hester shaw August 26, 2013

Hannah Johnson

A girl who must be protected at all costs because she is a fitty

Adele loved Hannah Johnson.

by Chumlee Johnson November 7, 2023

Johnson Pack

When you open a pack on Rainbow Six Siege with your penis

"Bro I pulled a johnson pack black ice yesterday"

by OneFool December 22, 2022

Gerbert Johnson

Fact Spitter

That young fella is a Gerbert Johnson

by Green Fella September 24, 2023

jimmy johnson

the act of taking a shit on a person's chest and then licking it for sexual pleasure

john: yo man me and this baddie did a jimmy johnson last night
stan: ah sick bro thats wicked

by jamarious quangle dangle June 3, 2022

Dakota Johnson

When a Dakota Johnson happens to you. It means that you were accused of not inviting a certain person to your 30th birthday party.

"Man, I just got Dakota Johnsoned"
"My friend just Dakota Johnsoned me"

by JustOneHappyBoiii June 30, 2021