jobber

A musician who is doing the gig for the money, without having a long term commitment to the band.

AC/DC seeks bass player;we are looking for a long term band member, no jobbers please.

by Little Stevie Wonder August 29, 2008

jibbing

Buggery with a difference:

Normally done whilst buggering a young lady (typically one who rides side-saddle).

The young lady ingests a piece of ham or bacon tied to a fine thread, which the man holds whilst buggering her.

As the man is nearing ejaculation he pulls the thread, along with the attached piece of meat, which causes the woman to heave (convulse).

A side effect of the heaving is for the sphincter to contract violently around the man's penis, thus hightening sensations and giving a more powerful ejaculation.

"Damn it Daphney, that's the last of the bacon. We'll have to use the honey roast ham for our jibbing session this evening..."

by Esteban Lorenzo February 6, 2004

Jobbo

Jobbo is a short/slang word for a blowjob

Justin: hey mike what’s you get yo to last weekend
Mike: nothing much just got a jobbo off Krystal

by Tay and sav January 2, 2020

Jobbie Dawner

Placing (making) a booty call between 5 am and 7 am

(related to Jobbie Nooner - noon (lunchtime) booty call)

Any guy would willing wake up for a Jobbie Dawner!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Jobite

A word created to allow use, in scrabble, of several low scoring letters when no other word can be played.

"Tony couldn't play any actual words so he decided to use jobite."

"Are you sure jobite isn't a word?"

by Mudddd November 13, 2006

Jobbyslipper

A father’s slipper or shoe that has been filled up with one of his offsprings faeces.

Father – “Aw naw wee Mike has been at it again Sandra, he has just Jobbyslippered my shoes!!!”

Sandra- That’s one Jobbyslipper to many for me, he is either getting grounded or his pocket money docked, Kid’s these days and their jobbyslippering, I just don’t know."

by AldoHarris October 27, 2007

jobby bum

when your bum is covered in jobbies (usually after a trip to the toilet.)

whoa man, just went to the toilet, had explosive diarrhoea and now i've got jobby bum! fml!

by chickenflump October 19, 2013