jizz pole

Slang for penis.

Suck my jizz pole, bitch.

dickcockpenisdongweiner

by scrags2012 November 21, 2014

Jizz Daze

The dizzy, tired, and confused feeling a guy gets after he busts a nut.

My orgasim was so intense that I was stuck in a Jizz Daze for 5 minutes.

by Assassin aprentice October 31, 2016

scratcher jizz

Those little pieces that come off of lottery scratchers and get everywhere.

"Don't scratch those in my car, you'll get scratcher jizz everywhere!"

by slurpeegirl June 30, 2014

Just Jizz January

Just Jizz January means you need to jizz everyday on the January month. You need to jizz on your dresser, console, cat, dog, anything in your house.

Aye man, you know about Just Jizz January?

Yeah but i got punished for jizzing on my cat.

by octnee January 6, 2021

long haired jizz expert

Long haired jizz expert- best seen in the tv show Workaholics, refers to one that has long hair and is an expert in the fields of seman.

Get away from me you long haired jizz expert!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!

by gorilla tities February 17, 2014

Jizzabelle

A woman with an insatiable appetite for cum.

She has always been a total jizzabelle. She considers her greatest accomplishment swallowing loads from every guy on her high school football team.

by Finn Gerbang June 21, 2015

Assistant Jizz-Mopper.

The WORST job in the entire world.

Jizz Mopper: The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
-Axa Not LAX

by Ozymandias42 April 8, 2006