jezzer

Work place safe(ish) way to insult your colleagues, bit like calling them a wally;

'What did you do that for?...you Jezzer'
'Morning Jezzer'
'Stop been a Jezzer'

by Barry Shoe September 28, 2013

jizzler

very fat; ball shaped; fucks ugly chicks; apetitie that can never be satisfied; likes to talk shit behind friends backs

you should go to the gym fatass before you look like jizzler.

by james jigsaw December 20, 2008

Jizzler

First sticking finger up arse, then cumming on the same finger. With the arse-stuck jizz-covered finger, you proceed to rub it over the top of someones lip (like Hitler's famous moustache) whilst they are asleep.

Ned, I'm going to Jizzler you when you are asleep.

by YouGotJizzlered May 31, 2009

jizzen-glaze

Used to describe anything coated in a white, sometimes a bit colorless filament. Glazed is glazed and jizz is finish residue of something powerful. Anything from a cinnamon roll to someone with pink eye can be referred to as jizzen-glazed.

Tom says he's got pink eye, but I call it jizzen-glaze. He can't see through that spunk.

by life6today7 March 23, 2009

jizzeptacle

A woman or man who has sex with many men who ejaculate in her and in which such ejaculate remains

That girl from LA is a jizzeptacle.

by Deja law April 3, 2009

Jizzarrhea

an uncontrolled constant jizzing of the penis

Due to my new, hot girlfriend, I have called into work for the last 3 days with chronic jizzarrhea

by Med Mark April 6, 2010

JizzDrop

When the bass drops so hard you jizz.

"Pokemon Dubstep by Arion caused me to have a JizzDrop."

by BakD January 23, 2014