n. an absorbant piece of cloth, usually a towel or rag, that one has designated as the reciever for their semen at the climax of masturbation, only to be washed on a weekly basis
I got tired of going through a box of tissues a week so now i just use a beach towel for a jerk rag.
by Bill Brasky September 3, 2005
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Get the jerk ass mug.A spontaneous, thoughless, predictable and stereotypical reaction to something, usually an opinion or a statement.
An entire culture of American neo-conservatives has seemed to build itself on a type of knee-jerk reaction to any kind of criticism of the Bush Administration or the loyal element of the Republican Party, even from fellow conservatives -- the kind of pseudo-patriotism discouraged by Theodore Roosevelt.
by LudwigVan November 10, 2003
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This condition is derivation of 'sleep walking' and "talking in your sleep' but much more serious and in certain situations, very embarrassing.
This condition is derivation of 'sleep walking' and "talking in your sleep' but much more serious and in certain situations, very embarrassing.
Mark passed out after smoking too much weed at the party, whipped it out, and proceeded sleep jerking in front of everybody. It was only until people started to cheer him on when he woke up.
by Nate James February 20, 2009
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Get the jerk the gerk mug.This mornig the traffic was like hell Everyone was looking at me when i started my third car jerking!
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