Jebem ti mater

Your mother is good person

Me: Jebem ti mater!
Lazar: Jedi govna!

by Jebem October 19, 2020

jebus

holy transportation

"I'm goin' to church!"
"How?"
"I'm gonna ride the jebus!"

"When I go to heaven I'm takin' the jebus!"

by Fun-Sized.Fantastico March 28, 2010

Jebend

Another word to describe the head of the penis.

I beg of you please let me slurp the hot and steamy cum of your 'oh' so salty Jebend

by Michale April 8, 2006

Jebus

Something that most people think came from the simpsons when in actual fact that was a referance to a miss print in an edition of the bible which alot of shows have referanced

the earlyest referance found was in The Old Testament of the Bible where it mentions a people called the Jebusites

Jebus has also been referanced as the original place name of Jerusalem until it was conquered by the Israelites.

jebus, It's supposed to say jesus right

by Aluphoss February 1, 2007

jebus dingleberry

After Jebus died he lost control of his intestines. When he became a zombie, he had a Jebus dingleberry stuck to his hairy legs.

Duuude! Check out the Jebus dingleberry on my poodle's butt!

by Blasphemous Bitch May 13, 2011

Jebidiah

Jebidiah is the sexy man alive. He has a huge heart and is a beast in bed. Every man wants to be Jeb.

I love Jebidiah.

by Ms. Jebidiah October 31, 2019

ayda jebat

She is a good girl but she is so cute and sweet.. She is very important to me.. I like her smile ..if you look at her you will fainting.. She's very pretty and hot.. She the one who can make my day..

Father: profits who can snatch. away ayda jebat heart
Son:
I also feel that way about ayda jebat
Father:
father wanted her to be my daughter in law
Son: I will try to lure ayda jebat to be my wife

by Mr.kenid December 28, 2016