This is a guy who is really hot and he loves to fuck random people in their asses because he’s gay af
by Stfo if fufuy March 23, 2023
Get the Jasper Beattymug. a sarcastic girl who says "head ass" or "periodt" un ironically, but its lowkey kinda cute, would give her 100 hugs, im at 6 rn
jasper
by TPFKadin September 11, 2019
Get the jaspermug. very sarcastic, which can be very annoying but, her beauty, personality and amazing laugh makes up for all of it, shes so amazing. i would so give her 1000 hugs, definetly would want to and more alot more, and alot more, would give love n affection, my ex talked bad about her but i dont belive my ex anymore, not after the shit she has pulled, anyway back to jasper, *long exagurated sigh* i would SO give her a hug right fucking now, and give her and more right now, ya feel?
by TPFKadin September 11, 2019
Get the jaspermug. by yellowfellow29 September 10, 2023
Get the jaspermug. place. Rugged Canadian park full of pointy mountains and deep slot canyons that both provide delightful vistas and chances to lose a limb. Bears, hungry and ornery 24/7, compete with bighorn sheep and rutting elk for handouts from misguided tourists. Avalanches of snow and skiers in winter and rock in summer often flatten the frankly decaying townsite but a thriving gravel-extraction industrial plant working on the mounds of tailings from the failed gold industry and moraines from the failed glacier industry are turning things around. The recent anti-masking truck convoy passing through the park amused many of the smaller marmots and almost made up for the total lack of after-hours entertainment for which the tourists, bone-tired after long treks into the jasperiffic hinterlands, thirst.
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A tourist in Jasper recently smeared honey on her child in a mis-guided attempt to attract bears.
From out of Canada?
They’re awaiting the DNA results. Kind of messy.
From out of Canada?
They’re awaiting the DNA results. Kind of messy.
by gnostic3 January 29, 2022
Get the Jaspermug. the most perfect boy in the world, i could talk about him for weeks. His smile is so perfect and his humor and personality and facial structure and everything about him is amazing. I wish i could date him again. he is just truly amazing.but he likes someone else thats is way prettier, nicer, older, taller than me. If he gets with her im gonna kms i know he is meant for me
jasper is perfect
by Hahiimadethisaccforq4vckitys April 2, 2022
Get the Jaspermug. by die420 June 11, 2020
Get the Jaspermug.