Jake is a very funny guy . He will get all the ladies with his looks. He will also try eating your mothers Vagina . He likes to shit on the floor and he also drinks his own PISS and he will do anything for his girlfriend. He likes going out and killing birds with a BB gun . Jake eats meth for breakfast,dinner and tea
by Ginger jade wishwhwowhwn November 23, 2019
Get the Jake mug.Put your sunglasses on! Cuz it's about to get HOT! Jake is a tall, relatively hunky, Australian teenage boy, he has brown hair and fair skin. He might be a bit of an arse by telling a 7th grader to "MOVE" out of a seat, but he is overall an amazing guy.
He may also have an older brother called Liam and a little sister called Isla. Most of the time he is hibernating in the common room.
He may also have an older brother called Liam and a little sister called Isla. Most of the time he is hibernating in the common room.
M: OMG GUYS ITS JAKE!
H: GUYS! JuSt AcT NaTuRaL
L: OMG I JUST MADE STRAIGHT EYE CONTACT
F: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
H: GUYS! JuSt AcT NaTuRaL
L: OMG I JUST MADE STRAIGHT EYE CONTACT
F: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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Oh I'm a island boy
Ay, I'mma just island boy, I'mma just island boy
I'mma get keep that gun, I be just staring at the sun
Nummies I'll fool gazin', I'm like the pool where I'm stayin'
They like "You wanna be famous?" I'm tryna be outdoor gators
I'm gonna be floater boy and get a real down tropical
I'm a island boy I put my vests on, yeah
Like a wug woman tryna make it to the top
I'm a island boy, I been tryin' to make it
Ay, sittin' with the gang gang slang, you ain't just sayin' no cane
Through the storm, through the rain, 'coz we try a home like a lime
From a the island boy, from the Caribbean
Kay, cool, kay, soul koowah ya'll
I'm a island boy
Oh I'm a island boy
Ay, I'mma just island boy, I'mma just island boy
I'mma get keep that gun, I be just staring at the sun
Nummies I'll fool gazin', I'm like the pool where I'm stayin'
They like "You wanna be famous?" I'm tryna be outdoor gators
I'm gonna be floater boy and get a real down tropical
I'm a island boy I put my vests on, yeah
Like a wug woman tryna make it to the top
I'm a island boy, I been tryin' to make it
Ay, sittin' with the gang gang slang, you ain't just sayin' no cane
Through the storm, through the rain, 'coz we try a home like a lime
From a the island boy, from the Caribbean
Kay, cool, kay, soul koowah ya'll
I'm a island boy
Pretty sure that Jake is a virgin
by Not Jake 69 November 23, 2021
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the name jake started off when a little anorexic, white (actually white) boy was born in norwalk iowa
“bro did u see jake, i swear if he is i front of a white board or turned to his side u can see his anorexic ass!!”
by hey gwu’s December 26, 2018
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