jack off

I bet you just went on here to see what sexual meanings people put on here for things you already know

don’t be a jack off

by Skdhdvfvfbbfbrbr April 24, 2022

jacking off a trans man

you expect to take a man with a 9 inch dick home instead you bring home a tranny.

Example: Last night I was caught by my mother jacking off a trans man!

by TheLaughingJackass April 8, 2024

Jack off january

Jack off january is when a man or boy can jack off as many times as they want as long as it accuser in january

I hope jack off january comes soon im ready.

by jakepaul124 November 17, 2020

Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.

"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."

by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022

Jack-off artist

On the "hoe-stroll" or "track" where prostitutes can be found
There are "tricks" men who actually partake in good business and spend money
Then there are "jack-off artists "
Men that circle the block again and again never rolling down there windows sometimes parking halfway up or down the block but usually staying mobile. They have no intent to spend money they just drive around masterbating to the hoes on display

Hoe1"Damn that fools back again with his broke ass what is he doing"
Hoe2 "who? Oh the red Nissan? Yea you know he's a jack-off artist"
Hoe1" what you mean?"
Hoe2 " he ain't a real trik he gets off beating his meat behind the safety his tinted windows"

by Capaquarius92 May 16, 2023

jacked off

Very annoyed, pissed off, pissed (US).

Man, I was jacked off by that guy's attitude.

by Cool4Katz April 10, 2022

jack off

Beat your meat, whack off, give it a good wank, rub one out, give it a good rogering.
Also, to fuck around in a playful fashion. And or serious.

Jed never listens in class, he's such a jack off.

Roger was feeling spring had sprung and on a whim he ended up jacking off,
Hey Jack off are you looking for trouble?

by Davey Didoe May 26, 2018