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Jonah

Jonah is a crybaby at times. He is really charming. He gets his looks from his dad mostly. Sometimes he will love you then sometimes he will kill you with his nags and tantrums. And for some reason he’s really attached to the people he lives like REALLY ATTACHED. But every one loves Jonah
Random: Hey Jonah you hungry.
Jonah: Oooo give me a burger and fries
by GamingCAT899 November 22, 2021
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Jonah

OH YES JONAH
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Jonahed

To be utterly destroyed in a debate (everyone to 0) even when you prepared for days and we're overconfident that you would win
Wow John got jonahed in that debate huh?
by The incredible Ri June 12, 2018
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Jonah Hill

(jow·nuh hil) v. The act of shitting upside down in a private residence restroom.
Hey man I just cooked up a dank jonah hill in your master bathroom. Beware
by DrippsMcDizzle January 19, 2022
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Jonah's Maneuver

Named after the creator Jonah Williamsworth O'Brien. It is a technique of masturbation frequently used if one were to find themselves with an absence of arms or chromosomes. Where the individual lies on its stomach and rubs its cock and/or pussy lips against its legs. Which is a very efficient way of reaching sexual climax for some.
Mahmood: "So how do you masturbate Corbin?"

Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"

Keiran: *Autistic grunts*

Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"
by Blackflys December 14, 2019
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Jonah

A person that can’t pull any bitches. He is also incapable of touching grass. He spends all day dwelling in his room like a goblin.
Remember Jonah that guy was so annoying.
by Gigachadus June 15, 2022
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jonah

A person named Jonah is a very gorgeous women, she has a very loyal lover that doesn't confess to her due to lack of self-confidence , She is religious person and very genius. She has a very lovely laugh that can make you laugh too, she has a wonderful smile that can complete your day. She deserve a very special person because she is a very special women.
Joe: Jonah, I love you but I can't tell.
by jgrm August 19, 2021
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