You are a joke

'You are a joke' is a phrase used by someone who believes you to be inferior to them. To belittle, disrespect, embarrass, and humiliate you. To make you feel as though you are stupid, unimportant, or unwanted, etc. and make themselves feel supirior to you.

Look at you, you moron. You are a joke!

by SmoothDog75 April 27, 2020

killing joke

an amzing awesome post-punk, industrial metal, alternative rock band, makes a very good music who influenced many later bands such as ministry, big black, soundgarden, nirvana, NIN, prong...

Killing joke music's described as "the sound of the earth vomiting"

by rafff March 9, 2008

Dead joke

When a joke is over-used and becomes "dead". It was funny at first, but now it's fucking annoying.

Travis: So I was on top of the mountain yesterday....
Jacob: Your mom was on top of me yesterday!
Travis and others: Hahahahahahaha!!
Travis: Anyway, in the car...
Jacob: Your mom was in the car!
Travis and others: Dead joke bro. Shut up.

by defmasta232 August 29, 2010

Death Joke

(N) A very bad and poorly timed joke. The worst joke a person could tell. A joke that not only spoils the mood, but makes the situation uncomfortable.

After Flynn told the death joke, you could here a pin drop, and every body headed for the door.

by Tresfingers October 15, 2011

Joke Human

Someone who is extremely loose, outrageous, silly, etc. every time they do anything whilst interacting with others in a social environment.

Also known as Juman (pronounced Jooman).

"Shake was such a Joke Human the other night when he swallowed a bottle cap."

"Those NFC boys over there are a bunch of Jumans."

by grannysam11 September 26, 2009

Joke-lie

When you are giving false information but in a joking voice or manner

I told my mom I was too sick for school in a joking manner, but I was clearly all right, so you could say I was joke-lying. A joke-lie is when you are giving false information but in a joking manner.

by Moneyman1 February 26, 2021

“ur” jokes

A series of jokes and comebacks that started with “ur mum gay” followed by “ur dad lesbian” and so on. The only known exception to all starting with “ur” is “no u” which reversed the insult. The newer the comeback the more devistating the roast

Joe: ur mum gay
Carl: ur dad lesbian
Joe: ur granny tranny
Carl: don’t make me do it
Joe: do it pussy
Carl: ur dicks a chick
Joe: *sent to an alternate reality forced to walk alone for all of eternity, ashes fall on the floor*
Janitor, hours later: these “ur” jokes gotta stop.

by Dank meemees March 25, 2018