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Jamaican Pancake Maker

The act of releasing one's bowels upon the chest of an asian then continuing to sit on top of said feces thus creating the desired pancake shape.
Mike: Will, did you really pull a Jamaican Pancake Maker on Katie last weekend?

Will: Hell yea, they were blueberry pancakes.
by ch1nk123 December 1, 2013
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Jamaican Nose Job

When a girl is giving a guy a hand job and purposely slips off the top and hits herself in the nose causing her nose to bleed. She then begins to get some blood from her nose and uses it as lubrication to finish the guy off.
Dude 1: My girl gives the best jamaican nose jobs! Her blood feels amazing on my cock!

Dude 2: Is that why her nose is so fucked up?
by Jamaican_NJ_lover December 10, 2010
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Jamaican Jerk-off

Applying various spices to your penis during gratification. At climax, the ejaculate is collected and added to savory meat dishes.
In tonight's episode of Hellish Kitchen, Dylan's dish stole the show with his rustic rendition of the Jamaican Jerk-off.
by Metamuciliac September 17, 2015
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Jamaican Car Wash

Act of driving one's car into a rain storm, smoking a joint, and shampooing one's car. Bonus points for listening to bob marley or aer.
Tim: Did you hear that storm last night? I about shit my pants from the thunder and lightning.
Kevin: Actually I took out my 64 dodge drango with a scoop of the half I just picked and had myself a good ol' Jamaican Car Wash. Denise from middle school even came out , it was wild bro and my whip has never been so clean!;)
Tim: Word
by thetaco2 June 9, 2018
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jamaican hand wash

When a guy asks for a full of your Gatorade and then you run into him later and he offers you and 4 of your closest friends a free hand wash on the street.
Hey Jermaine, I want to give you a jamaican hand wash!!
by Hairymanhhhh July 11, 2017
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Jamaican White Bread

Often a term used to describe someone who acts like a black person but is often from a predominantly white country - more specifically the middle class area, the term can also have a meaning to describe someone who is annoying or frustrating to be around and acknowledges this.
Kofi - *does something inherently stupid or annoying*
John "Stop acting like a Jamaican white bread"

Alternatively

Kofi - * Runs up on said person, confronting them in a disorderly manner*
John - "Stop that you Jamaican white bread"
by Kdawg2003 June 24, 2022
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jamaican hot box

smoke weed in a bathroom with the shower going at full hotness
by tai mai shu December 25, 2003
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