Itchy Brian

Another word for crackhead commonly used in the West side of USA.

Dad: "Hey son, go buy me a pack of smokes 'fore I whip you silly!"
Son: "But dad, there are Itchy Brian's roaming the streets who will try to suck my dick for money to fund their rampant crack and cocaine addiction!"
Dad: "And what do you want me to do about that?" *whips out belt*

by MyNameIsBrian2255 February 16, 2020

Itchy scratchy

My now 20 year old cousin’s old itchy ass baby blanket. (It looks the same as the one manny has)

“Why the hell do you still have itchy scratchy”

Itchy scratchy is the reason we never visit your house

by epicinator November 5, 2022

Sticky Itchy

Any STD that results in pain and itching and sticky discharge.

"You know that hoe Felicia? Man I didn't wrap it up and this morning I woke up with that sticky Itchy!"

by Realone015 September 7, 2017

Itchy Richie

When your inner mennonite/Amish comes out.

I pulled an itchy Richie when I claimed that horse as my own.

by Sewage moose February 3, 2018

itchy fuck

(UK slang)

A term in place of "what the hell?". Could also be used to insult someone.

Itchy fuck, could you not buy Shell V Power

by BlitzRain September 17, 2023

Itchy Compensation

Mascaping your pubic hair into a penis larger than his own

He could't get hard, so all I got was some itchy compensation.

by afackingfuggot April 27, 2016

Itchy Dori

Being pegged through the entire length of the Phalic object, to where the short hairs rub a rash on one's anus.

My girl used a smaller tool and accidentally gave me an Itchy Dori.

by Ben Lauden November 20, 2023