daddy issues

when a girl or boy grew up without a father's conditional love, has to figure out what to do by themselves and sees their mom struggling to pay bills or even mental health. views all men as "leavers", might have a hard time loving others since their dad didn't.

Kaia: "My father bought me a car for my 16th birthday! What did you get, Taylor?"
Taylor: "Nothing but daddy issues."

by thelovelyincel October 14, 2020

Tissue Issue

A human resource issue when someone is whining and a mock tissue to wipe the eye is necessary.

Also a human resource issue involving people rather than equipment or processes.

Are you whining? This sounds like a tissue issue.

We've got another tissue issue, the warehouse crew is bitching again.

by C. Wright May 10, 2005

Daddy issues

Having an older man in your life that you see as the dad you never had that you have secretly always wanted to have sex with.

Ashley: Why are you always offering to help Mr. Martin when you know you're not going to get extra credit

Danni: He's just so charming and professional and sexy.

Ashley: Boy do you have some daddy issues.

by Ashalaylay June 28, 2012

daddy issues

when a girl doesn’t have a present father figure growing up, so seeks for attention of males, and sometimes is called a hoe.

That girl sleep with everyone, she is so needy, she probably as daddy issues.

by dontknowwuttodo August 26, 2020

personal issues

the time in your life when no one gives a fuck

"a leaking vagina is one of my personal issues."

by trit.haha January 17, 2012

done issue

a matter no longer worth discussing; esp. pertains to biting

"Hey Martin Kohan, hypothetically, I heard you bit Alex Sharigan, hypothetically."

"Don't talk about it. C'mon, it's a done issue."

by Fatoreo Saladbar April 30, 2003

Fabulousness Issues

A social disease where the victim needs to prove that his or her time is more valuable than yours. Style choices, small dogs and above all digital gadgetry are all used by victims to remind themselves of their fabulousness and to remind you that if anyone is going to be living in a movie it's them and not you. At risk populations include aspiring celebrities and gay men.

"Josh has fabulousness issues. He's on his cell phone even when we're ----"

by Abby Faria August 5, 2008