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a person who has a innocent and wholesome personality, but is hardcore when it comes to sex (and a total top).
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a person who has a hardcore personality, but is sweet and caring when it comes to bed (and a total bottom).
Phil Lester seems sweet in soft but everyone knows that a soft invert top.
by Fun_times_nope June 15, 2018
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Inverted Porcupine

When someone has more dicks inside of them then outside of them.
"Man, Pierre is so gay he's like an inverted porcupine; he's got more dicks inside than outside!"
by Yer mommer n' 'em July 17, 2025
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inverted swede

The act of being a Swede who tucks his penis between his legs to look for feminine than he already does.
Erikson I want to look more feminine.

Then do the inverted Swede.
by vageniusII September 25, 2009
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Inverted power bomb

A sexual thrust with your face in your partner groin, whilst throwing them down onto a surface. Like the wrestling move but naked.
Later I will give you an inverted power bomb.
by Pulp420 October 14, 2015
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Inverted Show Stopper

When you're banging a girl doggy style and she's about to climax, grab her by the ankles, stand her on her head and cram your fist down her dank exit hole, thus ruining her orgasm.

Also see Inverted Particle Accelerator for more sexually deviant partners.
Hey man, why is your girlfriend walking so funny?

I gave her the classic inverted show stopper last night and now her pelvis is out of alignment
by Whirlybird McFartsalot March 24, 2021
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Inverted Crab

Is that Inverted Crab, he's so god damn sexy.
by Krinlex September 24, 2022
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Inverted scotch egg

A turd with a diarrhea coating that expels very rapidly and usually splashes your ass.
I just dropped an inverted scotch egg and spent the last 10 minutes wiping my ass.
by Harvey Prince May 29, 2021
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