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Instastuck

The inability to get off of Instagram.

Unable to close the Instagram App.
When one is stuck in his or her current physical state or location due to being on Instagram.
My husband has been instastuck for over an hour…can’t get him out of the bathroom because he is on Instagram.
by Hipmomma January 23, 2023
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Instastalking

When you browse through someone's Instagram page for a period of time without liking or commenting on any of their photos or videos
Person A: Dude, have you seen Person C?! She is so hot!

Person B: Yeah, I know right, I spent like all of last night instastalking her.
by DoubleM_2000 June 9, 2014
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Perverse instantiation

Perverse instantiation came upon the designer of sky net , once the machines started to take over the world.
by Davidsea December 4, 2016
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instantanus

When someone farts and you smell it right away.
For example " Damn Ricardo that fart was loud...yeah and I smelled it instantanusly.
by Seabag November 6, 2014
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instantly regrets it

it’s basically in most of dharr mans titles, for short it’s like karma
some random thief: hahahaha I’ll steal your money
random man: noooo please you’ll instantly regret it
thief: *instantly regrets it*
by imFal June 9, 2021
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instantcumshot

When you walk past guys who eat prunes and watch anime porn and they make eye contact with you and then instantly cum shoots out their dick.
Tova: "Bro, that Asian guy is staring at you"
Simi: *looks up at Asian guy*
Asian guy: has an instantcumshot
by Simdawgg March 25, 2019
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B I G R O B U X S C A M
Usually found in popular Roblox games. At any certain point in time, a bot can join, paste this, and leave.
(This is what can be seen in chat when the scam happens)
SERVER stupidgreedyboy69I has joined the game.
stupidgreedyboi69I just got TONS of ROBUX using rblx.gg! Visit rblx.gg on your browser to generate TONS of ROBUX instantly!
SERVER stupidgreedyboy69I has left the game.
by Supertrain12 December 23, 2019
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