I've noticed that the French seem to take pride in their work. Great, I as an American take pride in my work too. But you cant say the French helped build America, as we Americans killed the occasional Frenchman trying to take over our 13 original colonies. So we werent all fine and dandy during America's start. And also, we as Americans helped the French out a lot during their time, (such as war), of need and are still great trading partners with the French. But I dont really see the French helping back in modern times. America helped you during WW1 and WW2 but once we Americans get in trouble with Iraq, the French back out. Thanks for the great help. And dont say you give us weopons. We dont use them because well . . . they suck. Most jam after one or two shots literaly. I'm not saying our weopons are perfect, some of them blow up in our faces. But we admit it. So average french guy = Nice, kind hearted, a little shaky around Americans. No reason to be. We're fair people.
by Domenik E. October 21, 2011
by Timmy Pants October 14, 2010
you and your partner putting your tongue in each others mouth and moving it around with your lips locked
by nunya business December 02, 2003
An acrobatic sexual act, achieved by a gentleman inserting his testicles and scrotum into a lady's vagina and having her simultaneously perform oral sex on him.
"...but Sarah, she was dirty as hell. Gave me a French Doorknob on our first night together. Anyway, will the jury please deliver its verdict?"
by TherapeuticKyle March 12, 2009
To douse ones self with copious amounts of any God awful over-powering perfume or deodorant that burns the nostrils and olfactory senses of every person and animal within at least a mile radius to cover the fact that you are too damn lazy to actually shower. The end result being a day ruining reek (for those who actually shower with soap and water on a daily bases) that's smells like a rotten steaming blend of body odor, french cheese and perfume.
Ironically named for the French's well known and documented hatred of bathing and personal hygiene.
If your odor precedes you and stays long after you're gone, chances are you have taken a French Bath.
Ironically named for the French's well known and documented hatred of bathing and personal hygiene.
If your odor precedes you and stays long after you're gone, chances are you have taken a French Bath.
I know it's 90 degrees out and I haven't showered for a fort night, but I'll just take a French Bath and no one will be the wiser.
by UrbanJinx June 09, 2014
Similar to dutch courage, however instead of alcohol giving you some much-needed confidence, it is your prettiest/best/luckiest underwear.
Liz: "Are you still meeting your boyfriend's family tonight?"
Abi: "Yeah, but I'm not nervous 'cause I've got French Courage tonight, and they'll never suspect a thing."
Liz: "Good thinking."
Abi: "Yeah, but I'm not nervous 'cause I've got French Courage tonight, and they'll never suspect a thing."
Liz: "Good thinking."
by zomgrose July 26, 2011
Slang word for condom. Interestingly, the French equivalent is CAPOTE ANGLAISE, which means "English coat."
by radiohead3885 April 15, 2005