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ilker

\eel-KHAIR\, verb, 1. To put something off until the last possible minute. 2. To be chronically yet casually late. 3. To missplace small personal objects.

Etymology: Ilker derives from the 16th century compound verb form "to ill care" which last saw common usage in the 19th century; but now survives as a linguistic fossil in the form of a slang term in some small areas of New England and Appalachia.

ref. The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood, Howard Pyle (1883):

"Truly," quoth Robin, holding up his arms and looking down at himself, "I do think it be somewhat of a gay, gaudy, grasshopper dress; but it is a pretty thing for all that, and doth not ill befit the turn of my looks, albeit I wear it but for the nonce. But stay, Little John, here are two bags that I would have thee carry in thy pouch for the sake of safekeeping. I can ILL CARE for them myself beneath this motley."
1. Don't ilker that assignment, its going to take longer than you think. 2. She just, like, ilkered in to class half an hour in and accidentally took the lecturer's notes. 3. Oh dude, I totally ilkered my phone last night, I hope someone picked it up.
by BrainiaQ December 14, 2008
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illegals

A slur used to refer to illegal immigrants, used so you don't have to acknowledge that they're human beings.
We need to get all of the illegals out of this country.
by happycookie May 12, 2015
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Illyrians

A race of bat-winged warrior fae who live in the mountains of the Night Court in war camps. Slightly backwards in some ways, but they've made progress in the last centuries. Part of Sarah Maas' books in the A Court of Thorns and Roses series.
The illyrians flew into the air when Rhysand landed and stayed there; I don't know if they planned to come down until we left.
by IllyrianWings June 9, 2018
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illess

The most sick. The sickest. In the reverse manner, sick being desired, to be more sick is better.

Conjugation of Ill
Ill, Iller Illest
I thought I was Ill with that gear but dat dawg is the illest cat around.
by Jungle Jimm July 18, 2003
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Illegitimate Rape

Illegitimate Rape, as defined by the Republican Party, is rape in which 2 consenting adults role play a rape fantasy involving the woman being vigorously tortured by the other party usually ending in what scientists are calling "The Money Shot".
"Ohhh no no no don't worry. Why? Because it was Illegitimate Rape this time."
by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" August 25, 2012
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Illers Magillers

Used to describe a situation which is favourable or desirable. Variations include sickers magickers and coolers magoolers.
Person1: Peters is on duty tonight, thats illers magillers.
Person2: No he's not.
Person1: That's a joke magoke, i'm gonna tweak mageak.
by mayer guy May 10, 2004
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Illerterate

The criticizing of illiterate people.
"Why is that guy so dumb?"
"I dunno, I guess he's just illerterate."
by SuperFluff December 27, 2009
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