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ipod world

when someone is oblivious to their general surroundings because they have headphones on and are listening to music
She walked right past me without saying hello because she was in ipod world.
by PurdueStudent March 14, 2009
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ipooped

when you pooped and you said fucky skerplashish!!! oh no ho the poop.
ipooped.
by fuckyufuck May 22, 2023
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iPoditude

The natural assumption that ones own musical taste via iPod is superior to another's in an environment where upon musical choice is required.
"Keelie attaches her pod to a stereo playing minge whinge and Skye removes pod and replaces with nasty beats"

"That is some serious iPoditude there"
by Keelie Bear February 24, 2009
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iPoop

The act of using your iPhone throughout the duration of taking a dump in order to turn "downtime" into "uptime" or to enhance the experience, stave off boredom etc.
Man I stumbled across the coolest website while I was taking an iPoop the other day.
by Timothin October 3, 2009
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ipod

A popular, high capacity mp3 player developed by Apple, reviled by many users of Urban Dictionary as a loathsome object of inexaustible hatred. Despite being nothing more
than a fairly expensive music player, the Ipod appears to have fomented a vicious social conflict unseen since the French Revolution.
Husband: "Honey, I bought you an Ipod for Christmas!"
Wife: "An Ipod!" "You Goddamn prick, I want a divorce."
by damon666666666 July 25, 2008
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ipod'd

Getting hit with an iPod
"Ouch! What the **** was that for?"
"Ha ha! You got iPod'd!"
"You ***ing moron!"
"Sucker."
by Golly Llama December 27, 2008
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iPod

Some piece of crap that Apple uses to brainwash the youth of North America, Europe, and Asia. usually bought by children aged 11+. They only buy it because:

A) It's sleek deisgn and it's touch sensitive pad wheel
B) They think it's the only way to get to popularity at their school
C) it gives them something to brag about to their friends
D) For guys 15+: It helps them compensate for their excruiciatingly small penis
E) Everyone that surrounds them has one, and they feel they should follow the crowd and talk their parents into buying one for him/her.
Kiki: Like, I like, totally, like, love my, like, iPod that, like, cost $300 out of my like, college tuition!

Me: You stupid hoe, you piss me off. Get a Creative mp3 player. They're more reliable than that piece of shit. ::grabs iPod and sticks hundreds of magnets onto it::

Kiki: Ohhh, like, nooo! This is soo, like, not kewl! Like, sooo!
by PhO' SHO February 22, 2005
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