People that have good reason to hate the douchebaggery of those who purport their self-righteous sense of superiority because of a $150 appliance literally anyone can afford but choose not to lead of a life of complete jackassery. The iPhone's cost is a complete non-issue whereas it costs roughly the same as comparable smartphones which makes it very sad some iPhone dbags actually try to gratify themselves even more so by truly believing everyone else couldn't possibly allocate one week's pay to buy one like they so cleverly did.
Yes, iPhone haters have many reasons to hate these pretentious smug self-centered egomaniacs. Though it appears amazing iPhone haters can restrain themselves not to drill these morons in the suckhole when they can't function without reminding you how their shiny technology has saved them like that Jesus guy, it's probably because most iPhone haters actually possess some semblance of social discipline.
Yes, iPhone haters have many reasons to hate these pretentious smug self-centered egomaniacs. Though it appears amazing iPhone haters can restrain themselves not to drill these morons in the suckhole when they can't function without reminding you how their shiny technology has saved them like that Jesus guy, it's probably because most iPhone haters actually possess some semblance of social discipline.
Tom: Hey guys, if you want I can split the bill on my iPhone and then load up an app to find a great place to get coffee.
Brian: Or I could just use basic arithmetic I learned in third grade, double and move the decimal point to the left for the tip and divide by 3 for the bill which I'm still capable of--unlike you apparently.
Mike: Ye, and I think the Beanery coffee shop around the corner would be great instead of randomly shaking one out of your app that's 10 miles from here.
Tom: You guys are just iPhone haters!
Brian: Yes. Yes we are. Now put it away for once and eat your food.
Brian: Or I could just use basic arithmetic I learned in third grade, double and move the decimal point to the left for the tip and divide by 3 for the bill which I'm still capable of--unlike you apparently.
Mike: Ye, and I think the Beanery coffee shop around the corner would be great instead of randomly shaking one out of your app that's 10 miles from here.
Tom: You guys are just iPhone haters!
Brian: Yes. Yes we are. Now put it away for once and eat your food.
by TheMacGruber October 26, 2009
Me: Siri, is iPhone 4S the best?
Siri: Yes. That's why you bought this.
Me: Then why did Steve Jobs die when the iPhone 4S was announced?
Siri: *Crashes*
*iPhone explodes* BOOM!!!
Me: Shit.
Siri: Yes. That's why you bought this.
Me: Then why did Steve Jobs die when the iPhone 4S was announced?
Siri: *Crashes*
*iPhone explodes* BOOM!!!
Me: Shit.
by likeordie November 15, 2011
George: Dude the iPhone 5 sucks. My iPhone 4S is better.
Mike: You've never even used an iPhone 5. And you're wrong.
Mike: You've never even used an iPhone 5. And you're wrong.
by nobadguy September 29, 2012
iPhone users who think the iPhone is the only phone anyone should ever use. They defend it and harass others who are not iPhone users.
I walked in the Apple Store with my Samsung and everyone looked at me like I had 3 heads. They're all iPhone nazis.
by TellTail January 24, 2015
A name used by a common breed of people (usually categorized as noobs) to refer to iPhone X, as they don't care to know that it's pronounced as iPhone "Ten".
Noob :- I asked my dad to get me a new phone!
Me :- Awesome! Which one?!
Noob :- Nothing else other than the iPhone "Ex"!
Me :- (rolling my eyes) Good luck getting your new iPhone "Ex"
Me :- Awesome! Which one?!
Noob :- Nothing else other than the iPhone "Ex"!
Me :- (rolling my eyes) Good luck getting your new iPhone "Ex"
by IntenseJK May 19, 2019
by stud0987 August 03, 2012
The iPhone 4 apparently: "Changes Everything Again". It features many things that phones (if you are Steve Jobs) have been un able to do before like calls, texts, web browsing and video. It even has totally new technology called "Face Time" which is not to be confused with video or conference calls as that never really took off.
Some Guy: Hey is that the iPhone 4?
Mac Fanboy: Yes, it''s got all sorts of cool new features and it's really easy to use.
Some Guy: Well I hope your iPad won't feel left out or redundant.
Mac Fanboy: Yes, it''s got all sorts of cool new features and it's really easy to use.
Some Guy: Well I hope your iPad won't feel left out or redundant.
by Sir Meh September 19, 2010