Carpal Tunnel

Where you get a dull, aching cramp in you hand and wrist from wanking (yourself or someone else) off for too long.

Girl: "Shit I'm getting cramp"
Boy: "It's just Carpal Tunnel bitch, get over it"

by dontlistentothem November 3, 2010

tunnel of love

The hollow tube used to insert gerbils or other small rodents into ones rectum for sexual gratification.

Hey Bruce grease up that tunnel of love so I can make a Habitrail of my ass.

by Mr. Tapeworm May 30, 2006

tunnel steamy

Take a fart like a bong rip from a sex partners anus.

I gave my girl a tunnel steamy last night and now my breath smells like butthole.

by SomeDumbNerd March 17, 2016

Tunnel Vision

Being distracted and only seeing the worst in life regardless if you have an opportunity for a good future.

Mother: Make good decisions!

Son: I'm trying but It's like I have tunnel vision.

by MindOfBurn February 16, 2017

Chocolate tunnel

Rectum, also known as the poo pipe.

Herbert describers his rectum as the chocolate tunnel, in an attempt to justify why he sticks toys of 10 year old boys in his anus.

by JayReynolds June 29, 2010

Tunnel Twins

1-When two girls hook up with the same guy; not necessarily at the same time. 2-Girl version of the "Eskimo Brothers"

"OMG!! Did you fuck John last night?! NO WAY, I fucked him last week! We're tunnel twins!!!"

by .McCoy. September 5, 2013

tunnel minded

Tunnel minded is kind of like closed minded. Except tunnel minded is like a one-way mind. Kind of like a tunnel. that goes one way. So Tunnel minded is an adjective which means a mind that only thinks in one direction and will not be changing the direction or open a new opening anytime soon.

"Hey Sam, what came first? The chicken or the egg?"
"I think the chicken. What about you Tommy?"
"I can't make a decision. I see both sides of the argument and I just can't think....."
"It has to be the chicken. Whoever says the egg is stupid."
"Don't be so tunnel minded, Sam!"

by Beachcake May 17, 2006