I just burnt my self

I was doing my hair and I burnt myself

“ OMG BAE I JUST BURNT MY SELF “ and if your bf don’t call you or text you then they are cheating on you or talking someone else and to prove they not doing nothing like cheating they gotta hurry up and text ft or call you literally!.

by 🫥me she March 26, 2022

wow i just typed the abcs

congrats you get absolutely nothing

jk here’s a cookie 🍪

person 1-wow i just typed the abcs
person 2-“k but did i ask”

by alexlol_ April 1, 2023

i just wanted this on a mug

I just wanted this to be on a the mug for no reason lmao

"Hey why do you have a mug that says i just wanted this on a mug"
"Idk I just wanted that on a mug"

by Phantom of fire February 14, 2023

i just

you just

person1: woah howd you do that
person2: so technically i just

by fox/mercedes November 2, 2023

Eliza Coupe Are Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"

Eliza Coupe Are Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"

Eliza Coupe Are Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

i just like gaslightinf u

i am a gay pedophelic man who is also a child molester

owen said, "i just like gaslightinf u"
and to that remark, eva replied with shock, "how dare you! cancelled!"

by ilovevanessa123 May 17, 2022

I just brushed my teeth

When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.

Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!

Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!

Federico: I love you!

by TatisJunior August 17, 2022