hump the dump

To "hump the dump" is to literally have sex with human or animal feces. In laymen's terms: fuck a turd. It's not performed often and can be considered to be either a sign of idiocy or of extreme love (as in humping your partner's dumpling...). It can be conjugated, however, "dump" must be changed to rhyme to it, or it will mean something different (see example 2). It can however also be related to dave's mum (see example 3). This action can bring pleasure to both sexes:
Male: Inserts erect penis into the dump
Female: Inserts dump into vagina
It is not very popular in Europe, Asia, Oceania and America, however, was performed frequently by both sexes of tribes of the lower Niger around the 1800-2000.

1)
Eugene: Hey Chris, how was your night with Katie?
Chris: Awesome, I humped her dump!
Eugene: High Five bro!

2) Differences when conjugated:
a. I am humping the dump - only an idiot would say that, doesn't create the same effect without the rhyme.
b. I am humping the dumpling - If you thought of this before reading this, you have my respect.
In conclusion, a sucks, b rocks...

3)
Larry: Ever heard of Dave's Mum?
Barry: Yeah, I humped her dump!
Gary: Hell, I had a gangbang dump-hump with her!
Larry: Gross...

4) Hump the dump is a good way to make shit useful!

by Frostie_Bandit June 15, 2008

dry hump

when a man and woman, or man and man, or even woman and woman ( please no animals..) proceed to have sexual intercourse with their clothes still present

On Friday, Kayla and Kory dry humped one another

by Kayla May 5, 2005

Hump Hole

Slang for a Va-jay-jay, pussy, cunt, vagina, cum dumpster.
Apparentley offensive towards women.

Your hump hole looks like cabbage.

Come to bed with me, its not like i want you in my hump hole.

by Chris Rauch January 1, 2008

chuck-a-hump

The act of a guy having sex with a girl as a favor to her. Mostly when a girl makes it obvious she needs sexual gratification.

That horny bitch Kiki was eye-fucking me all night at the party. So afterwards I figured I would chuck-a-hump her way since she obviously needed it.

by JJDuff June 30, 2008

bumper humping

When a vehicle behind you is so close to your bumper that it could hump it!

That person behind me is bumper humping me.

by TXTWIC November 12, 2019

Face humping

A peculiar form of clothes on foreplay in which one partner thrusts their groin in the face of the other. This act usually occurs in public places leaving specatators befuddled but weirdly aroused.

I hope I get drunk enough to enjoy face humping.

by Face humper November 15, 2017

Hump humper

A person who humps a hump.

And

Person 1: did you see miley cyrus' s new video, she went from humping people to humping humps.
Person 2: I always knew she would be the first celebrity to come out with her Hump humper secrets.

by Tibberino February 28, 2016