Humping Dog

A dog that humps your grandma repeatedly

My humping dog humps my grandma

by Masternumber155 June 12, 2014

dry humping

an alternative use of the term employed by relief pitchers in baseball that describes the act of 'warming up' in the bullpen and never getting the chance to go 'in'.

When the starting pitcher was struggling in the game, the manager had Jason warm up but since he never got in the game it was just another case of dry humping.

by Slanidrac May 22, 2011

humping the monkey

Two people have sex are humping the monkey

I'll bet you guys were humping the monkey last night.

by erotica69 September 16, 2005

Wet humping

Opposite of dry humping; person A making contact with genitalia of person B

Without penetration

I enjoyed wet humping but now I'm concerned with stds

by JustBJK July 1, 2017

dry humping

1) Js, its bloody amazing!
2) its basically grinding against one another. It IS possible to orgasm, especially for girls, and does release the same hormones as penetrating sex. Only you keep clothes, or sheets, between your body and there is almost a 0% chance of getting pregnant.

David Cameron felt total euphoria as he was dry humping the pig.

by sazz.666 November 14, 2015

hummdinger

something which is too good to be true, or something which is a real shit sitatuion to be in

Jeez dave thats a real hummdinger of a problem!

by cjklee March 6, 2005

hummingbird rodeo

when a man takes a humming bird and sticks it’s beak into his urethra and keeps putting it deeper until it goes all the way through and out the mouth.

bro i just tried a hummingbird rodeo and it was great!

by PizzaDrinker February 18, 2020