nigga hot pocket

when a guy shoves a basketball into a girls vagina, steals her handbag, loses custody of his child, and then gets shot by the police

daquavius gave lamonda a nigga hot pocket
rip he died a good death

by anonymous October 7, 2023

Glasben Hot Pocket

Very similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket except the feces are from infected mongooses from the southern horn of Glasben trail. After the feces are stuffed in the Penis hole the man must preform auto felliato and retrive the moongoose feces and name the flavour. The better guess of feces of the male gets his anus hole burned and a permanet match stuck up his ass that burns for hours

I wanna preform a Glasben Hot Pocket on my dad

by pax_jax June 20, 2016

buffalo hot pocket

Fucking an open wound on a girls thigh and mixing your semen with her blood

I gave her the buffalo hot pocket last night

by BFLOhotpocket December 23, 2022

alabama hot-pocket

the act of taking a shit in a womans pussy and then fucking it.

The poor bitch was hungry so i whipped her up an Alabama Hot-Pocket!

by Eddie123456 October 26, 2007

Alaskan Hot Pocket

1. The act of inserting an ice cube into a girls vagina and closing it until she screams.
2. A cleavor drink with vodka and peaches.

Dude i totally got melanie with an Alaskan Hot Pocket

Dude i drank an Alaskan Hot Pocket and got schmamered

by Mikes Hunt February 15, 2009

Alabama hot pocket

A hot pocket from Alabama.

“I want an Alabama hot pocket.”

by CallMeMrCrabs August 13, 2021

Pepperoni Hot Pocket

you meet this girl and you take her to a pizzeria, cover her in toppings, and do her in the oven

Guy1: What happened at work today?
Guy2: Some man came to the store and gave his girlfriend a Pepperoni Hot Pocket

by Coban3 September 6, 2009