hobagel

A terms of endearment for someone/something of questionable history that has redeeming qualities.

Examples could be anything from a slutty friend with a heart of gold to a very old yiddish bread product that has been sitting out on the table far too long. Is it mold or was it always that color? Probably tasted good when you first got it. Pity but it's still a hobagel.

by autropos August 1, 2007

hobag

The bag kept in the trunk of your car from when you KNOW you were a ho the night before. Usually contains a toothbrush, fresh panties, clothing and other random items you should be using at ho. Some ho's carry a ho kit including lotions and profilactics.

Crap! I have to be at work in twenty minutes, have you seen my hobag?

by GTGirlee October 16, 2006

Instrument Hoarding

Collecting musical instruments for the sake of owning them with no intention of learning them. Those who do it are known as Instrument Hoarders or a Pretentious Douche Bag

Girl: So my boyfriend just bought a mandolin. He's so artistic and deep.
Guy: Orly? Does he know how to play?
Girl: No...
Guy: Your boyfriend is a pretentious instrument hoarding douche.

by imthatawesome September 29, 2010

hobasexual

A Hobasexual is someone who humps damn near everything in its path at one point or time in its life, when angry it has been known to throw dead babies at people which they steal from hospitals and science labs.

Look At Him Hes Such A Hobasexual.
Whats A Hobasexual?

by Trolldick January 9, 2008

hobag

a term of friendly commradery when greeting a fellow female friend.

"hey hobag" is like the greeting "hey bitch" or "hey slut"

by katiebell August 14, 2006

hober

The state of un-hornyness immediately following an orgasm

I jerked off to a fat girl on the internet and then when i was hober i was discusted with myself

by Killa-A November 30, 2006

Hobag

A very rude and inconsiderate asshole who is not really that bad, but still deserves an insult of some kind.Is also commonly used in conjunction with slut.

Quit being such a fuckin Hobag-slut!

by tELLmEyOURSfIRST May 30, 2003