The cure to the common hangover, and a monster of a breakfast sandwich. Comprised of bacon, sausage, ham, eggs, and cheese heeped onto an enormous hard roll. Also a good source of the vitamin cholesterol.
Got a hangover? Well head on down to your local deli and ask for new Hangover Helper and watch your headache vanish. (Side effects include, but are not limited to: upset stomache, dhiarria, gutteral bulge, and heart attacks)
by captain phoenix May 10, 2006
Get the hangover helper mug.The too-perfectly-coiffed hairdo of a 25 to 45 year-old junior league member or the church lady's daughter who sprays so much hair spray on her hair that when you touch it, it's like touching a football helmet: secure and immovable. Often found in combination with caked makeup. pejorative.
Out of respect, grandmothers, women over 55 and church ladies are granted dispensation from being labeled as having helmet hair.
Out of respect, grandmothers, women over 55 and church ladies are granted dispensation from being labeled as having helmet hair.
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The helmet hairs cleared the nave of flowers after the wedding.
Jenny-Sue is a helmet hair.
The helmet hairs cleared the nave of flowers after the wedding.
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cocaine; Santa is certainly familiar with snow if he can run around to all those houses in one night.
I couldn't feel my face after all that Santa's little helper. I could touch it, but couldn't feel it.
by jburke524 September 19, 2011
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by Stinky July 21, 2004
Get the Douche Helmet mug.Involves placing the testicles onto a partner's eyes and the shaft of an erection along the nose, simulating a Roman War Helmet.
by DJHeadUp January 30, 2003
Get the Roman War Helmet mug.To play the game of Helmet means to touch everything with the tip of your penis. i.e. - to go up to your friend's toothbrush and rub your penis tip on it. Gross? Yes. Amusing? Not really.
by don_jaun_dela_nooch_cw August 25, 2003
Get the helmet mug.as the train came across the tressle an idiot was sitting on the tracks he then got scared and fell off and landed right in a big pile of horse shit and the conductor stuck his head out the window as he stopped and yelled out "dont play on the train tressel with your helmet on loose"
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