Sperm Helmet

High end bike helmet that makes the rider appear to be a huge sperm. It is worn by bikers and triathletes alike to show they have more money than the other athletes.

"Hey check out that jack-ass with the sperm helmet"

by Charles Barkley the second January 11, 2012

brown helmet

When someone spreads their butt cheeks and places their asshole directly on a sleeping persons face and farts and/ or shits.

Jimmy's sleeping, quick shit on his face!
Oh, you mean a brown helmet!

by Stalin37 March 20, 2005

helmet

when one gives oral sex to a male who is circumsized.

that girl can give good helmet!

by frank valente October 22, 2006

cheesey helmet

same as nobcheese but less rude

man i gota clean out this cheesey helmet of mine

by Pazzy Bee May 13, 2005

emo helmet

it's that shiny blue black bowl cut emo kids run around with.

Dude, I just washed my emo helmet for the first time in weeks!

by Abby September 13, 2004

meat helmet

n. 1)the tip of a man's penis.
2)a hat made from mpieces of meat.

Lick my meat Helmet

Marylin Manson made a groupie wear a meat helmet as he fucked her.

by jjjj May 3, 2006

Face helmet

When a woman's face is saturated with semen and she allows it to set and become solid.

Dude, I picked up last night and came all over this chicks face while she was sleeping, the best thing was she didn't wake up so in the morning she had an awesome face helmet going on.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other day and i punched her square in the face, luckily she was wearing a face helmet i had prepared earlier.

by facey face helmet February 19, 2010