heffelfinger

This word is derived from the Dark ages. A mystical sorcerer named Frans Heffelfingerschlammin slayed the great Dragon king Artos. After slaying the beast, Artos came to America and changed it to Heffelfinger. He declared it was to mean " man who slay dragon, change his name, then go to America."

After my adventure i decided to heffelfinger it and move on.

by Dragonslayer47 August 28, 2018

Swamp Heffa

Clearly, a heffa from the swamp.

I can't stand skunk-haired havin' swamp heffa's.
You ain't nothin' but a heffa from the swamp.
Go back to the swamp, heffa!

by J. Herring & C. Nizer September 25, 2010

hefalump

(n)A large female mammal that walks upright on its hind legs in clothing that is uncoftably to reavealing and claims to be sexy. Also see Woozle.

The Florida malls are overflowing with hefalumps, someone should tell the hunting comision.

by LORD J July 1, 2005

Hefer chuck

a big ugly pig that a guy screw's cuz he cant be w/ the girl he really wants. She's big, fat, and ugly, and sleezy. She there fore has a hefer chuck (aka fat pussy meat). She'll screw anything, cuz she's lonely.

guy1: Mary has a nasty hefer chuck.
guy2:well how would u kno brandon if u didnt fuck that hefer chuck????
guy1: I was fuckin drunk man....

by Christine Marano October 8, 2006

heffy

A fat, bipolar waste of life who spends his days surviving on the money of the taxpayers and watching Power Rangers all day.

Dude, you've changed man. When did you become such a Heffy?

by Dude- January 22, 2008

Manny Heffley

A cartoon character from Diary of a Wimpy Kid that is an icon. He is a literal legend and stands with gen z as they fight against police brutality! Usually used in context with the song 'The Revolution must not be televised', but featuring Manny.

The Manny will not be televised. Manny Heffley's getting tired of police brutality!

by TikTokDefines July 8, 2020

Heffatail

a big fat geezer with a big pony tail

david seaman's dad is a heffatail

by sam bishop October 13, 2007