Hansen

Tall, amazing, and beautiful girl who has a heart of gold and a smile that lights up the world. She has a cute little nose that looks adorable when she's upset, and has the most adorable Spock ear you will ever see. She's amazing, and a person that deserves the best in life from everyone.

That girl is such a hansen!

by Mr. Rosas December 7, 2012

rebecca hasselhoff

David Hasselhoff's 12-yr-old daughter who filmed him when he was so shitfaced it wasn't even funny!

i give props to rebecca hasselhoff for successfully hasselhoffing her dad on youtube.

by Carmina> June 12, 2007

Blowjob Handelbars

A hairstyle that can be used as hadelbars when getting a blowjob also called pigtails!

"i used those pigtails as hadelbars last night as she was given me a BJ she had gnarly Blowjob handelbars!"

by thatdudewhoknows March 26, 2010

Hanzel

The fuckboi who cant say ‘r’. He is very ugly and is dogshit

Hanzel: Hey Ryan
ryan: did u just say lion?

by Pseudonym lmao April 18, 2018

Hansen

When the penis whispers to the hand and says, "its ok to go in thier, she won't mind." And the hand listens and surcomes to the urge of fingering that lucky girl.

The girl will enjoy it when the hansen takes over. Hansen cock ass.

by Fanga April 4, 2008

hasselhoffing

v. The act of throwing a canned alcoholic beverage into a shallow body of water while yelling, "HASSELHOFF!", and running in to "save" the drink by pounding it in front of beach spectators.

The crowd was applauding Greg after Hasselhoffing that beer in front of those 4 hot chicks during Spring Break 2010 Pensacola, FL.

by jojoker March 16, 2010

Hasselhoffed

To masterbate furiously to images of David Hasselhoff

Dude, We all know you don't take three showers a day, we know your hasselhoffing in there.

by David Hasselhoff February 9, 2005