pimp handles

Hoop earings so large that one can easily grab them and deliver a sharp yank, stopping the wearer in their tracks.

I say, take a gander at the pimp handles on yonder prostitute.

by DJ Silly Hat March 24, 2008

Hakell

A fabulous Gringa Brasileira!
Pretty much the best thing ever.

Wow! That girl is so awesome! Must be a Hakell!

by yowhatsupdawg April 22, 2011

handlebaricide

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NOUN

1. the killing of a fake handlebar mustachioed-wearing hipster
2. a person who kills a fake handlebar mustachioed-wearing hipster or is responsible for his death; ironic murderer

When the rage became too unbearable for Zoey, she took Clementine's matching florescent pink faux rabbit hair scarf-and-hat set with its embroidered bright red handlebar mustache and strangled the life out of the Brooklyn hipster with it while making sure the embroidered mustache always remained directly under the beatnik's nose.

This act of handlebaricide was ruled as justifiable homicide by the US Supreme Court.

by Tsarstepan January 2, 2013

Hagelblam

The way a drag queen insults another drag queen.

Bitch laganga estranga you just got hagelblamed bitch.

by Pugqueen09 September 24, 2018

Handle-Ears

Handle-Ears are ears that are so big you could hold on to them for stability whilst completing tasks such as receiving a boost over a fence, or riding during sex.

This is caused by an anomaly during conceiving the child.

I couldn't gain stability whilst I was riding Kyle, so I just held on to his Handle-Ears instead!

by Half-Nut May 7, 2020

Handle Your Brown

When you gain my approval. Cool under pressure. Fast to act. Ready for attack.

"It's rough out their soldier. You're going to need to handle your brown."

by brownhandler388 July 12, 2021

Handley

People with the last name Handley is the best on earth

Handley

by Kh2006 December 11, 2021