mexican handjob

When a woman wraps your wang in a burrito or soft shell taco and procedes to jerk you insanely until you spooge into a crunchy chicken chalupa.

Ernesto: Yo, that whack bitch wouldn't give me a mexican handjob so I gave her a mexican avalanche.

Umberto: Fuck that shit homie, you still work at Taco Bell?

Ernesto: Nah bitch, I got fired for shooting my jizz load in the sour cream!

Umberto: Playa you trippin!

by Cant Blame the Wang August 15, 2006

New Jersey Handjob

The act of getting a handjob from someone who just took a shit and didnt wash there hands.

Hey that bitch just gave me a new jersey handjob and now my dick smells like shit

by alec547 November 28, 2010

handjobbing

The bizarre series of hand gestures that many of our less effective politicians have been trained to perform, in order to distract attention from the vacuity of what they are actually saying.

Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between David Cameron handjobbing and an ambidextrous koala doing karate.

by The Font May 18, 2013

Bangkok Handjob

when after a ejaculating, a male realises that what he was pleasuring himself to was a transexual

lads, i was a bit drunk last night and gave myself a bangkok handjob

by henrytipple August 14, 2009

Vermont Handjob

Your girl or boy covers their hand in maple syrup and then proceeds to give you a handjob.

My girlfriend gave me a vermont handjob saturday morning and then we ate pancakes

by Turdferg February 2, 2017

National handjob day

HAND JOB
Hand job means to jerk off your dick or penis

Boys get ready because on Friday April 13th 2018 it is national handjob day. On this day any girl can come up to you sit you down and give you a handjob. Or boys can ask and girls have to say yes. Girls get your game up because the boys are coming hard #sloppytoppy #longdickstyle

Come give daddy a handjob girl
Come beat my meat and call me daddy it’s national handjob day

by Handjob day May 25, 2018

PR Handjob

Public relations hand job : the art of telling known falsehoods to the public for their consumption to prop up an undeserved positive impression.

Telling the public buying a certain stock is good when it isn't.. is is a PR handjob.

by koreturnman January 13, 2012