russian handjob

when a girl jerks you off and finishes off on her tits.

Olga gave me a russian handjob at the new place last night, it would have been better if she had bigger tits.

by big eazzzy May 22, 2008

Russian Handjob

A handjob in which the giver's hand is of sub-acceptable temperature. Most often experienced in cold weather or in geographical locations north of the 45th paralell. Originated in the Soviet Union.

Person 1: "wasn't it cold?"
Person 2: "Yeah, Nikita unbuttoned my snow pants and gave me a freezing Russian Handjob"
Person 1: "Damn, I'm glad I don't live in Siberia"

by Ucross1101 December 4, 2010

homeless handjob

When a homeless person moves his hands up and down a penis, giving a man sexual pleasure for money. Usually for money to buy cocaine.

I got a homeless handjob this morning!

by Whore that is free February 28, 2009

malaysian handjob

When you take a feather and shove it up your nose to sneeze and get snot and boogers all over, then you rub said snot and boogers all over your dick, then the person giving the hangjob uses that as lube: thus the malaysian hanjob. They be too poor for lube.

Dude i've been sick so my girl gave me a malaysian handjob

by p00nsailor November 22, 2014

half a handjob

Amusing & fun but, completely pointless when all is said & done.

The movie Michael Clayton is like a half a handjob.

My ex-girlfriend treated me like I was a half a handjob.

by jdmccallen.blogspot.com/ February 23, 2008

Tijuana Handjob

When a man is on the toilet taking a dump while simultaneously receiving a handjob.

Tommy was thrilled when his wife burst into the bathroom and started giving him a Tijuana Handjob whilst he dropped a glorious deuce.

by UrbanScholar99 September 26, 2012

elastic handjob

The act of bungee jumping with the bungee cord attached to your schlong.

John: I am now a woman.
Bill: Why do you say that?
John: I got an elastic handjob and it ripped my wang off.
Bill: that's insteresting

by Long R. Von Hugendong September 23, 2013