hamjob

A hand job given by a fat stripper.

I went to the strip club and got a cottage cheese cutey to give me the best hamjob ever.

by Snuggle Piss April 14, 2016

Hambone

A person, usually male, who extreamly dedicated to fantasy sports to the point of degenerate level and is also extreamly successful in the afore mentioned fantasy endeavors.

Timmy won the football league again? Damn - he plays like a hambone.

by ItsDJOBie July 8, 2018

hambone

Something which is wonderful in a soup and distressing in a movie. Connotation varies according to the likability of the actor being described, with William Shatner at the affectionate end of the spectrum and David Caruso at the other. See "Shatnering."

Yeah, Shatner's a hambone, but he's OUR hambone.

by David Bryant May 7, 2004

hambone

to be or act in a hambone like manner

wow mike was being a major hambone in law and you class yesterday

by petey green January 5, 2008

HAMBO

A synonym for wreckless drunken existence that can be identified by its' acronym HAMBO: Hard as a Motherfucker Black Out.

WC_Ben: Taylor is peeing in a bucket in the corner of his house

WC_GodlyOne: Yo that nigga musta went Hambo tonight

WC: Dream Team Problems

by WatermelonClan February 9, 2013

hamhocks

A nick-name for an overweight person

I'm surprised Hamhocks can still walk!

by Batman October 5, 2003

Haggot

Someone who is very intoxicated.

F**k man I got so haggot last night.

by Benjumun December 23, 2008