Haggot

The combination of faggot and hipster. Like that one dude that isnt masculine enough to really be a dude and acts like a bitch.

Did you hear about the new barista at starbucks? The one with gauges in his ears and multi colored hair, whose girlfriend puts makeup on him before pegging him, he's a total haggot. Hipster fag bitch douchefuck

by Cooterkick September 25, 2017

Haggot

A girl who only hangs out with gay men. But she likes straight guys. (Kinda. She secretly wants the gay ones.)

Most High School Girls can be called a Haggot.

by hickboy1298 December 18, 2009

Haggot

Someone who is very intoxicated.

F**k man I got so haggot last night.

by Benjumun December 23, 2008

haggot

n. A gay male who is devoted to or dependent upon his gaggle of straight female admirers (aka fag hags) for platonic intimacy and emotional support.

"Tim hasn't dated a man in years; he usually goes out on weekends with his hags. Tim is a haggot."

by PoMo Hoochie January 01, 2009

haggot

A slang term for fag hag.

Fiona is really in love with Lyle knowing full well he's gay. I guess that makes her a haggot.

by First and ONLY to make you CUM April 16, 2006

haggot

Derogatory term for a person of Scottish descent.

Derivation: combination of haggis and faggot.

Q: Do you know why haggots wear kilts?
A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

by coulson January 23, 2004

haggot

verb: (derogatory) a slur against old people

“that haggot keeps staring at me”

by ppxD July 26, 2021