Harem pants

A type of thing people put over their legs (these do not deserve to be called pants) that has the supernatural ability of making Victoria's Secret models looking like a pile of manure. These things are uglier and more disgusting than the Black Plague. Unfortunately, they are also spreading faster than the Black Plague. See: man repeller

bf: Hey, Jill, you have something on your leg.
gf: Those are my new pants! They're called harem pants!
bf: We're over.

Stephanie: Ew, her thighs and hips are massive and all jiggly and gross! Why are her legs so disgusting?!
Hannah: Actually, she's a swimsuit model. Those are her "pants"

by Sue Duhnim July 4, 2012

harembe

A gorilla that tragically died that was life

Rip Harembe

by Robotchimpinit December 18, 2016

armand hakim

another term for big black cock

what is that??
-looks like armand hakim!
what is that?
-penis

by anonymous london August 25, 2011

Harem

a bunch of girls that you controle

Hugh Hefner has a harem

by otaku May 11, 2016

Harem

(n.) A woman's sacred place, that which a man cannot enter; a nun's vagina; a back in the day term for a stable full o' bitches.

"I'm a nun; you can't get in my harem!"
"That dude has a harem full o' bitches!"

by jashfoeva May 28, 2009

haemophrenic

Bloodyminded

You are a haemophrenic toe-rag!

by portsmouthrider September 30, 2012

Hakeem

Hakeem is the most sexiest, smart, cute, kind and amazing person you could meet. Always there for you no matter what. He’s very caring and loving words cannot explain ❤️

My husband is called Hakeem
OMG you’re so lucky you have a Hakeem

by Username girly girl September 26, 2019