Hurting Dolphins

Masturbating to the point when it becomes painful. Often in the case of single men.

Patrick had been single for 7 months, so it's safe to assume he had a case of the hurting dolphins.

by PattyMac January 12, 2009

Hurt Sex

Where u have sex with sandpaper and it fuckin hurts

I accidentally did Hurt Sex

by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

ciara hurt

one of my best friends who is probably gonna go out with eddie carrasquillo once he break up w/ 7th grade sierra.

Ciara is very pretty and nice.

by LilCutieFaSho89 May 9, 2005

That Shit Hurt!!

An exclamation said when one makes a poop so humongoid that it hurts.

Arnold: I just dropped a deuce times twelve. That shit hurt!!!

by The Little Kid May 28, 2006

hurting unit

1. Someone's pecker that is sore from over useage or disease.
2. Someome who is so hungover that they can't see straight.
3. A dumbass who can't think their way out of anything.

Man, you are one hurting unit.

by PeeBee February 22, 2004

Butt hurt

When someone gets upset over nothing and get their feelings hurt.

David threw Emmilys books and Emmily there David's to but Emmily got butt hurt.

by _savage03_ February 22, 2017

Butt hurt

Hillary Clinton after the 2016 Presidential Election

After the loss to Donald Trump in 2016, Hillary Clinton was severely butt hurt and continued to piss, bitch and moan about how she lost.

by Sane American May 30, 2019