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hokey balokey

Coach: Sam why aren't you practicing today?
Sam: Well I just ate lunch and practice was almost over.
Coach: Ahhhh that's hokey balokey. Get in the fuckin' water.
by Tommaso305 January 23, 2014
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HOKY

HOKY is a word when someone types HOLY incorrectly. But everyone else types HOKY too because they don't want you to feel bad and wants you to have a good day.

This word is to be used when you wake up in the morning.
Y: Good morning!!!! I woke up so late today HOKY
K: HOKY
J: HOKY
B: HOKY
C: HOKY
N: HOKY
W: HOKY
G: HOKY
by WeizerX April 19, 2018
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Related Words
hokie Hokey Pokey hoke hokay Hoku Hok Hoka hey Hokage Hoka Hokey Cokey

HokutoPain

Handsome, elegant, weeb. Nothing more.
You could do worst than following HokutoPain.
by HokutoPain June 29, 2020
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hokasexual

A person who wears Hoka brand running shoes not based on a medical requirement as corrective shoes, but they have the mistaken belief they look attractive to the opposite sex
Oh look that’s guys got Hokas and ankle high compression socks running like a wanker……..he’s a hokasexual
by Guido big balls July 13, 2022
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Hoke

Somone that is so full of him/her-self that they think that everything that they do is the best and if somone does it differently or opposite then they are a loser.
person1: I like PC better than mac what do you think?

person2 (the hoke): I like mac way better and anyone who thinks PC is better is a loser so you are a loser.
by notaginger03 November 10, 2011
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Hoku

A wack rhyme written to a female by a male for the purpose of wooing said ho.
When I'm alone in my room
sometimes I stare at the wall
and in the back of my mind I hear my concious call
telling me i need a girl who's as sweet as a dove
for the first time in my life I see I need love
this is a hoku
(from "I need love" by LLCool J)
by chazmatz November 3, 2006
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hokiest

Being hokier than all of the other hokey things.
<HowieFeltersnatch> i had to work in 2 churches today
<HowieFeltersnatch> i hate going to churches
<HowieFeltersnatch> especially catholic churches.. their religion is the hokiest
by HowieFeltersnatch September 7, 2007
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