Toilet paper hoarder

A mentally deranged Ape induced deadly methamphetamine levels that sees toilet paper as gold bars.

Karen is a toilet paper hoarder

by Ultra Instinct Sans April 12, 2020

Hoarding

Withholding information, files, or physical objects that others desire greatly.

He's HOARDING the video of that girl.

by Jon T. Baptist May 28, 2009

hotdog story

Refers to when a friend tells you a story which is pointless or has no real relevance.

Guy 1: "Hey, did you know that one day a friend of mine couldn't finish a hotdog?"

Guy 2: "Wow. That's a hotdog story."

by Jay "Bulldogs Man" Schultz January 18, 2009

Hoated

To be tricked, through any method, into clicking a link that takes you to any Hall and Oates video

Check out this video!

Oh darn! I've been "Hoated"

by hoated4eva September 10, 2013

Hotdog down a hallway

A term used by Aussie blokes to explain the loosness of a womans vagina

Guy 1 : Did you fuck that chick last night?

Guy 2 : Yeah mate i did,but she was so loose it was like chucking a hotdog down a hallway.

by H_Chaos July 27, 2018

Bobbing for hotdogs

When titty fucking a girl, she trie to lick your penis when you slide it really fast through her twin cities.

Hey do you want to go bobbing for hotdogs tonight.

by Houston Heavyweight March 23, 2007

Hoad

Male genitalia resembling that of a horse in both length and girth.

Crikey! that guy's hung like a Hoad!!

by D. Clifton September 13, 2011