Hidden Valley Latte

A regular latte but instead of creamer you use your man ranch

That customer really pissed me off, I'm gonna give her a Hidden Valley Latte

by HarambeLover November 10, 2020

Hide Noodle

A slang term that refers to having sexual intercourse.

Evan: " I heard you are going on a date with Courtney tonight. Are you going to hide noodle? "
Brent: " I hope so bro. I haven't hid noodle in a few weeks. "

by Ploozy October 16, 2021

To hide a giraffe

It is a term to use when some fact, incident, event, notion or idea is too obvious that people fail to hide no matter how hard they try.

Your attitude proves how to hide a giraffe. Everyone knows out there what your matter is.

by Reem Khan September 9, 2011

Homos-In-Hiding

When a homosexual man does not want others to know that he is gay so to cover it up he goes for prude women so he does not have to worry about doing intercourse.

Recently all of the Homos-In-Hiding are going for that prude chick hannah.

by homohaterrrr May 24, 2011

hide the peanut butter

using a desert spoon to lather intimate parts of you with smooth sunpat in preparation for your cat/dog/liger to eat it off, it hurts so good.

"after playing hide the peanut butter ben's cat no longer looks him in the eye"

"which eye?"

by kjal May 15, 2010

Hidiot

n. One who is not only lacking in pleasant physical features but also in usable brain power; a hideous idiot.

Brent: Man that guy was fucking ugly and retarded
Cliff: Yeah bro, what a hidiot.

by dtrain2 June 4, 2007

Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself

(1) method of dismissal
(2) A game that 90% of republicans and 85% of democrats need to go play

(1) You are talking too much, why don't you go play Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself

(2) We would all be better off if politicians, idiot talking heads, and the idiots who worship them would go play Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself while the rest of us try to work things outs

by Matt August 8, 2003